Alfred is the name of a person who you cant just figure out. He may seem predictable at times but just when you think you understand him he makes a weird decisions so unpredictable as if he is 4 hits deep in a gravity bong. All Alfreds want love tho they seem like emotionless bastards. An Alfred is calm if not provoked but be aware, if you step on his toes he will cut off your balls and feed them to you and then slaughter you. Alfreds make good friends tho be aware to look where you step.
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Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.
Person Two: Is his name Alfred?
Person One: No?
Person Two: Do not want.
Person One: Why not?
Person Two: I am Alfredsexual.
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He is fucking HILARIOUS! He will do or say anything just to make you laugh. He is most importantly, an amazing friend. He will NEVER want to see you sad or mad. If he sees you this way, he will go out of his way to change that. But don't let his niceness fool you. If you make him mad or mess with his friends.. ohhh you will be sorry. You will catch him blasting some tunes by most likely The Weeknd or some Travis Scott. You know yo are his homie when he starts to call you "dawg" or "foo." So if you come across an Alfredo, make sure to make him your best pal.
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He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>
Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
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Alfred: "why are you so great? What did I do to deserve you? Kate I really love you with all my heart."
Kate: "I love you too"
Alfred: "My heart is saying Kate rn"
Kate: "I love you too"
Alfred: "My heart is saying Kate rn"
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Get the Alfred F. Jones mug.Gucci Alfredo is a word that one would use to describe something going well or something being good/great/awesome etc. A good day, something good that happened, a good book, something positive. Things like that.
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