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john alford <3

literally the best bf a girl could ever ask for . he is so cute and is like a big baby when he around his gorgeous gf , bc how could he not his gf is literally sexy asf and is the epitome of goddess energy . but anyways john alford is the best thing that has ever happened to anyone bc he easily lights up the room with his unique personality and his bright adorable smile
random bih: ouu girl i need to get me a john alford <3 i heard they do it best
by Yuzu-kin November 20, 2023
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Michael Alvord

The coolest person you will ever meet. He's really energetic and likes girls and trampolines. You will never meet anyone like him ever again. He is smarter than all the other people you will meet in your life.
Michael Alvord has a hot chick on his trampoline.
by Foiler25 December 31, 2011
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affordabling

Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..

Coined by Josh Delpierre on 05/01/08
When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:

"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "
by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008
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Affordans

Slang for shoes that are made to look like Jordans. They are usually worn by people that cannot afford Jordans.
Guy 1: Did you see Ryan's Jordans the other day?
Guy 2: Psssh! Them shits were Affordans!
by DamnILovePierogies February 14, 2015
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Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.
"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
by QueenMidas February 7, 2010
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thomas afford

A poor south African boy, who tries so hard in life to be accepted by his friends. The only reason people are friends with him is to have a go on his cousins
Oh, that thomas afford kid is so annoying, but his cousins are fit
by the real chigger November 17, 2016
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If you cant afford it, abort it

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.
by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019
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