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Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc..
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When referring to a car with plastic spinner hub caps:
"Damn! Check out the affordabling on that ride! "
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by Josh Delpierre May 1, 2008
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"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
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