Alf

tiny dwarfish animal that wrestles with mexican gangsters often called mini khabib

Watch out alf is there

by Eaglewannabe February 13, 2019

Alf

alf is the sweetest boy i know the person who wrote that he is a pussy is just jealous of alf's mad lady skills.

Dude your such an alf

by Kirbi Louis February 16, 2005

Alf

When you take a Shit on the ground, then rip out your pubes and stick it on your poop. This way it resembles the Alf character that would play on TV.

Johnny made an Alf right in the middle of the street last night.

by cccam162 March 14, 2009

Alf

Another Little Fuckwad

That kid is an alf.
What an Alf.

by chris November 6, 2004

Alf

arrogant little fuck

Ben thinks he is so perfect, he is such an ALF.

by DEZARAE June 7, 2004

Alf

A fake ass bitch. See Jonathon Stenval or Alf.

Alf is a little pussy bitch.

by anonymous February 15, 2005

alfs

Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.

by gum rot October 22, 2007