Alster

An Alster is like the Arnold Palmer of alcoholic beverages. It is a half and half mixture of beer and lemonade. An Alster is the perfect for any situation.

1) Hey Evan, do not go near the Alster, get your own!

2) Yo Steve, pass the Alst.

by IDrinkAllTheFuckingTime January 4, 2010

Alyster

A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.

"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."

by Ladleboi October 12, 2018

Alerternative

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

by jcran December 21, 2008

Aleister the Invoker

Hot magic dude that uses invokation to summon stuff stuff

"Normal summon aleister the invoker"

"ok"

"Invokation for mechaba"

"Fuck"

by ExoticFroge May 15, 2021

alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

by N Ewon December 3, 2007

Alister

Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK

Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.

by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 22, 2019

aleister the invoker

the blue haired ara ara anime boi of people's dreams

i'd fuck aleister the invoker
dude same

by shouganai na lyn-kun May 16, 2021