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According to Jim

The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.
Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.
by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 23, 2011
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according to script

How can they say the Iraq Was is not going according to script? There was no plan in the first place
by Bill Peters November 6, 2006
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Being gay according to some people

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people
by PushingBEnjoyer March 30, 2022
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According to Sophocles, I gotta get outta here!!!

This phrase is used when you are caught up in your words, and aren't making any sense, and you need to get out as soon as possible, so you decide to turn to a famous playright to make yourself look educated and get out of the situation before it is too late!!!
"If you have a goat as a pet, it will eat everything!" "Well, DUH, that's why they call them goats!!!" OH god, according to Sophocles, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
by According to Sophocles... December 31, 2008
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all according to plan

A phrase used when nothing is going according to plan.
P1: All according to plan!
P2: I'm assuming this checkmate is also a part of your plan?
P1: Shut up
by Arbitrary Arbiter November 10, 2022
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According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
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act accordingly

When youtube decides to allow Logan paul to post a video showing a man who hung himself and even let it be on trending
Girl1: Did you see that awful logan paul video with the dead guy in it?
Girl 2: yeah it was on trending
Girl1: youtube really acted accordingly huh
Girl2: act accordingly? Bitch where
by Am_Lia January 12, 2018
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