Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

alcokleptomaniholic

Someone who steals booze to statisfy their need for alcohol, either by directly stealing it from somewhere (bar, liquor store, gas station) or indirectly, as in a girl who goes out with little or no money and the intention to drink for free all night.

I can't believe that girl just reached over the bar and pocketed two tall boys, what an alcokleptomaniholic!

by souperfx January 23, 2006

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

Acockcrophobia

That shiver in the tip of your genitalia you feel when you are dangling something important off an edge.

"Taking pictures on top of the Tour Eiffel dangling my phone off the edge gave me Acockcrophobia"

by Pas1907 March 5, 2016

acocking

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.

(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”

by Aesthir April 1, 2019

alecock

Dicker eater penis sucker has 2 friends it overweight has a big ass nose and is autistic and disabled.

"alecock" oh yes fuck hin he has 1 millimeter balls

by Aypaydik October 14, 2021