The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.
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Someone who steals booze to statisfy their need for alcohol, either by directly stealing it from somewhere (bar, liquor store, gas station) or indirectly, as in a girl who goes out with little or no money and the intention to drink for free all night.
I can't believe that girl just reached over the bar and pocketed two tall boys, what an alcokleptomaniholic!
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