Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.

"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.

by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010

Alabama shit sock

When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.

person 1: what you do last night

person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock

person 1: atta boy

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

Alabama Sauce

When female pours hot chili sauce in a males anus and licks it out so her mouth is hot. The man then cools it down by cuming in her mouth.

My cousin and I had a steamy session of Alabama Sauce.

by i like chilli inside me April 13, 2011

alabama sister

The act of a sister seducing, having sex with and possibly getting pregnant with another part of her family

"Dude what happend last night" "My fucking sister pulled an alabama sister on me and now shes pregnant

by donald the duck January 11, 2017

The Alabama Slip

When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."

My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.

by Carly Wild July 2, 2008

Alabama Sunvisor

Performed when an unconscious victim has pliable, fresh feces spread along the eyebrow region and ample time, typically over the course of a night, is provided for the feces to solidify into a crispy sun-blocking device.

Knowing what lay ahead, Adam's friends cooked up and fashioned a fresh Alabama sunvisor to protect him from the sun's harmful rays.

by DC Double Thick Jucipher September 26, 2011

Alabama Suction Cup

A girl not wearing any undergarments with a skirt

Dude, did you see the wet spot that Alabama suction cup left behind?

by Bill Evans March 12, 2008