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Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Nobody in the history of man has reported being able to perform this almost mystical feat because the few percentage of the world population who actually can perform autofellatio never leave their houses. However diaries and memoirs have been found, post-mortem.
Guy 1: Hey I haven't seen John lately, have you?
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
Guy 2: Haven't you heard? He discovered he could perform autofellatio and dropped out of school to move to a trailer park.
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My back is fucked because of autofellatio
I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
by NotHot August 5, 2008
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The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.
The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.
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