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AdSense

A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.
Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.
by IsraelHands09 November 30, 2011
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absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010
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Thomas-Arsenault

The best pitcher in the world and throws 50 mph
Thomas-Arsenault is so good at baseball
by Goat91 June 7, 2018
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Aksel

A rare name, for a rare type of gentlemen. Aksel's are sexually attractive and charismatic. Aksel's tend to be if the chill type, keeping calm when they are met by negative situations. They also are more fond of relaxing sipping to a beer in a corner talking than dancing and getting shitfaced.

Aksel's treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including sexual activities. All women tend to find Aksel's very love and fuckable, especially when they get to know him.
That guy is so perfect. He has to be an Aksel!
by Mariethehotbeast February 16, 2014
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Arsenal Discord High Ranks

Arsenal discord high ranks are in-classified species with the class of J (Jerk) class. They probably has an anime profile pictures which classifies them as J-1 (Jerk-1) and probably worships virtual game characters like a god.

They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.

J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.

To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks
Guy 1: hey did you hear about the new group of Arsenal Discord High Ranks
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol
by crycrap is bald lol May 22, 2021
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All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."
Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."
by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008
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Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.
How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.
by rperazag May 9, 2010
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