david akers

#2 the amazing philadelphia eagles kicker

i just went to the game today, david akers was warming up and made a bunch of 50 yard field goals

by alex14 September 18, 2006

zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family

omg is that zack aker

by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019

mr akers

Big ol bully

"Check your emails!" "Turn it down" -Mr Akers

by BigBootyNickname43 November 2, 2017

achille van aker

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.

"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

by John Angliss June 24, 2006

miss aker

shes a fucking weirdo. she like to have large black jizz in her face everyday.

she wants a miss aker.

by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011

mind-aker

mind-ak•er / mīnd-āker / noun
a person, place, or thing so awesome it makes your mind ache just thinking about it.

Check out this sweet pocket knife...it's a mind-aker!

by Mind-Aker July 28, 2022

Aaron Akers

A boot.

Aaron Akers is a boot.

by Aaron’sBestFriend January 30, 2020