david akers

#2 the amazing philadelphia eagles kicker

i just went to the game today, david akers was warming up and made a bunch of 50 yard field goals

by alex14 September 18, 2006

zack aker

realest g, coolest guy on the planet .aker is a respected vip family

omg is that zack aker

by quifgau[ofgsoufhsufw September 30, 2019

mr akers

Big ol bully

"Check your emails!" "Turn it down" -Mr Akers

by BigBootyNickname43 November 2, 2017

achille van aker

The Premier of Belgium during the Second World War. Noted for it being a very Continental name, with a pretty sound.

"I was just walking down the street and he was, like, so Achille Van Aker."
"What?"
"Like the 3 times Prime Minister of Belgium known as the father of the Belgian social security system"
"Oh"

by John Angliss June 24, 2006

miss aker

shes a fucking weirdo. she like to have large black jizz in her face everyday.

she wants a miss aker.

by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011

akers

a synonym for ‘sick’

man that flip was so akers

by gracegiffy February 20, 2021

Emil Aker

Emil Aker is a man of his wisdom, he only does what he thinks is fun. Men called Emil often attract women easily, and can get laid very fast. The definition of Aker on the other hand, often means that he will be obese and always lose in the game of Ping Pong.

I would like to be like an Emil Aker, he gets so many girls even though he is officially obese .

by Chickenwing Ding December 12, 2016