Ajit Pai

n. See spineless invertebrate
A man who needs Lord Shrek to show him the true way of life.

Man, that Ajit Pai is such a cunt! He wants our inter-
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by Morty c-137 December 23, 2017

Ajit Pai

The hair between the penis and the butt. Usually depicted having feces, urine, and semen on it.

Person 1: “Ajit Pai repealed net neutrality”
Person 2: “Shit.”

by bigmike227 December 24, 2017

Ajit Pai

The tiny piece of shit left on the toilet seat of a mcdonalds bathroom

As i went inside my local mcdonalds. i found a tiny peice of ajit pai amongst the leftover birth duke all over the toilet seat

by @themoreyouknow April 23, 2018

Ajit Pai

Similar to a cream pie, but instead of semen, fecal matter is forced into ones vagina or rectum. Can be performed using a cake icing dispenser.

It can be used alternatively to describe a very shitty person, pun intended.

Babe, I’m feeling naughty tonight, can I give you an Ajit Pai?

No Brandon you’re a sick fuck.

Have you heard about the new FCC chair?

Yeah I heard he’s a real Ajit Pai!

by Donnyvino December 20, 2017

Ajit Pai

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by <Please pay to gain access to. May 1, 2018

Ajit Pai

Ajit Pai, the definition of a living wank stain who wants to charge unreasonable amounts of money to use the Internet.

Hey, I just Bought a MASSIVE dildo coated with molasses and sandpaper to shove up Ajit Pai’s poop chute

by Lil’ Peanut December 20, 2017

Ajit Pai

Satan's idol

Person 1: "Man that FCC Chairman Ajit Pai really is an Ajit Pai!"

Person 1: "...wait..."

by Memerriam Websiter December 29, 2017