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assanine

It's spelled "asinine."
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
That brat always makes asinine remarks.

/assanine
by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008
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Assange

(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."

Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."

Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"

Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010
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assanginated

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.
Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!
by Seanster69 December 2, 2010
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Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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Ahsan

Sexy male found to be the ultimate reason behind female wet dreams.
verb. (female) that guy is so fucking hot. He just made me Ahsan on the spot.
by GbWebb February 22, 2010
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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Ahsan

The person who originated the first female wet dream. A prototypical genius, amazing at most tasks, and unparalleled in his sexual prowess.
Girl: I just had my first wet dream.
Boy: What did you dream of?
Girl: Ahsan
by the_technician November 28, 2012
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