Agormanation

An engineering project designed by one who's head is lodged conveniently in one's buttocks, therefore creating a huge headache for the next engineer who works on the project. Usually refers to a civil engineering project.

This project has so many ridiculous problems that it has become an agormanation.

by Bullit McQueen November 2, 2010

Agorable

The mixture of being Adorable and Gorgeous all in one package.

Casey: Efren, you are effen AGORABLE!!! ;D

by Chinito Lokz May 28, 2011

agoraphobic

To be afriad of anything thats practically outside, our outside itself.

person 1: I never see person 3 ever leave his house
person 2: maybe he's agoraphobic

by mr x February 19, 2004

agorismic

The almost orgasmic feeling you get contributing to counter-culture knowing that you're improving the world for the better - surreptitiously.

Todd paid for services in bitcoin, which gave him an agorismic feeling.

by Stygian Kendall November 20, 2013

Shush-Agora-Phobia

Shush-Agora-Phobia is the Fear of being *Shushed* in wide open spaces. Also referred to as a SAP.

"Hey you... Shhhhh...."

.....Silence.....

Suddenly the Shush-ee realizes that the Shush-er has been Shushed in a wide open space and thus Shush-Agora-Phobia takes over and the subject Shush-ee impulsively starts random fires as a form of coping mechanism.

"ARRRAAAAAGH!!! HE'S BURNING IT ALL DOWN!! LOOKOUT ITS ONE OF THEM SAPS!! RUN!!

by Greg "I made this up" Doyle January 6, 2012

Agoraphobic

A person who suffers from a generalized phobia or anxiety disorder characterized by having intense fear of places and situations that have become associated with panic attacks or panic.

Dick: Why don't we meet at Starbucks to work on the project?
Jane: I'd prefer we meet at home, I'm agoraphobic and try to avoid crowded places. I've had a panic attack in that Starbucks before.

by Unlikely81 June 4, 2017

Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.

text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x

by fluorescent June 22, 2009