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alphabet agency

A colloquial term, typically used in a mocking fashion, used to describe a government agency, usually one that is part of the US law enforcement and intelligence network, that uses an abbreviation consisting of letters. For example the ATF, FBI, NSA, CIA, and similar agencies are considered alphabet agencies.

The term is particularly popular amongst the firearms community and on 4chan. Both of these communities have come into conflict with many of these agencies, and use this kind of language to mock the alphabet agencies. The cause of these conflicts include the ATF's enforcement and attempted enforcement of gun restrictions deemed illegitimate by the pro-gun community, the participation of other agencies assisting the ATF in said enforcement, alleged intrusion of privacy by intelligence agencies, the CIA's history of human rights violations such as MKultra, the FBI conveniently losing documents regarding the Hunter Biden controversy, the FBI allegedly plotting against selected political movements in favour of other parties, the ATF's cease and desist letter to Q regarding the Honey Badger pistol, the involvement of agencies in the Waco and Ruby Ridge sieges where atrocities were committed, crackdowns on legitimate gun accessory businesses for claims of their products (usually solvent traps) being able to be used as restricted accessories such as suppressors, as well as many more controversial acts by so-called alphabet agencies.
The ATF is just another alphabet agency meant to enforce the federal government's monopoly on violence and the only other things it does is do the DEA's job but worse and be the armed wing of the FDA.
by Davo. March 14, 2021
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job agency

A job agency is a government-regulated "company" that helps people get jobs by giving resumes to tons of other companies.
However, job agencies rape their employees' wages most of the time to stay alive. 90% of agency employees are brown, black, yellow, not white, etc, while the people working IN the agency building are always all white.
"Here, watch this WHMIS tape that you've probably watched hundreds of times by now and do this math quiz while I go back into my office and make fun of your foreign ass to my co-workers."

"Okay. I haf penseel? Plees?"
by Steve Stevenson October 5, 2004
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HOPE International Development Agency

Great organization helping people get a break. Mainly people in poor countries.
HOPE International Development Agency did a great job helping the people in Cambodia.
by slammerjoy March 6, 2011
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Anti Plot Bunny Agency

The Anti Plot Bunny Agency was created by BiteMeTechie for the Stargate Atlantis fanfiction When Plot Bunnies Attack. It is a fandom within fandom. The role of an agent of the APBA is to go to various fandoms and destroy plot bunnies, Mary-Sues, and any other stereotypical cliches in the fandom that they have been assigned to. An agent of the APBA is considered an original character.
"Oh thank Bob you're here. It's about time the Anti Plot Bunny Agency got involved! If I see ONE MORE Gary-Stue I'm going to FREAK."
by Sepik August 20, 2006
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Social Media Marketing Agency

A Social Media Marketing Agency is a sort of an Advertising Agency specialized in Social Media Marketing.
www.socialmediamarketing-agency.com is an example of a Social Media Marketing Agency
by BurkhardB August 2, 2011
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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Temp Agency Van

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.

If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.
by st31n3r January 21, 2018
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