Afterlife

An alternate existence after the end of this existence. The concept originated due to a lack of understanding of what it is like to not exist that eventually lead to a fear in non existence and thus allowed the concept of the afterlife to flourish. In today's world some use Quantum Mechanics/Quantum Entanglement or the lack of understanding of qualia to support an afterlife on a scientific level. However overall the belief in an afterlife is on a decline according to recent surveys on the Gallop Poll.

What do we experience in the afterlife?

Passive Theist: Our Soul either goes to Heaven or Hell or is Reincarnated

Christian Theist: I am going to heaven, you are going to hell.

Passive Atheist: The same thing that happens before we were born

Militant Atheist: Don't ask me stupid questions

Agnostic: I don't know

by Invisible Pills October 6, 2008

Afterlife Insurance

What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.

Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.

by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015

afterglowed

adj. Drug term, especially applying to hallucinogens and dissociatives, such as dex. To be mildly high after the end of a trip.

That dude was so afterglowed.

by alabaster December 14, 2004

<3Through the afterlife<3

Who can know what comes after death mi todo. If there's nothing but emptiness, so be it I will love you to fill said emptiness. If there is another side, I'll follow you and hold your hand the entire time after we die. I'm struggling to make this rhyme, but like I said till the end of time and beyond the grave- you see my love for you reaches no bounds. In between lives I'm not sure where we'll go, maybe limbo? I don't know where we'll go, but if soul deals are real I'll always choose you to be my lover.

"<3Through the afterlife<3...<3And into the next life m'love"

by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022

Afterlife

A feeling or mood in which someone who has recently gone partying breaks out into spontaneous dancing and hears clubbing music in there head

A: WHY IS C DANCING LIKE THAT
B: BECAUSE C has the afterlife because of how cool that last party was

by Shades and buttons October 1, 2019

AfterLife

Some rat kid who’s in love with tanks and worships the rock every night.

You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.

by KetiorYT January 6, 2023

AfterLife

Some rat kid who loves tanks and worships the rock every night.

You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.

by KetiorYT January 6, 2023