asstastrophy

Explosive,uncontrollable diarrhea erupting at a very inconvenient time and/or place.

I was shopping and almost had an asstastrophy!

by Thigh crapper June 8, 2016

Aestispilled

Being incredibly useless, sleeping for 19 hours a day, ditching your friends to sleep even more, doing 10k DPS to bosses in keys, not pressing feint.

You're so fucking aestispilled right now.

by Aestisdeadinaditchlover43 July 16, 2022

Asstasterrific

A beautiful woman's ass that tastes terrific or looks like it would.

Dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was asstasterrific!!

by HU$$TLER July 10, 2010

astasexual

Having a sexual attraction to the goat himself asta

Damn asta is looking thick, good day to be astasexual.

by Number 1 asta fan September 6, 2021

asstastic

something that is fantastic (usually referring towards the buttox area).

That girl is lookin' asstastic today!

by hallelujiah March 22, 2010

asstastic

Lame; weak; inferior.

That game was asstastic; damn cheaters.

by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002

Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005