Person 1: why did jimmy leave the party so early
Person 2: his adult pacifier ran out of juice so he got antsy and had to go buy more
Person 2: his adult pacifier ran out of juice so he got antsy and had to go buy more
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15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult
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It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
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They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
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Adalia is a kind, fair-minded, honest girl with a beautiful soul. She is loved by all who meet her. She has a lovely voice and captivates those who hear her sing. She loves her parents dearly, is a wonderfully behaved daughter, and gets excellent grades in school.
Adalia is a kind, fair-minded, honest girl with a beautiful soul. She is loved by all who meet her. She has a lovely voice and captivates those who hear her sing. She loves her parents dearly, is a wonderfully behaved daughter, and gets excellent grades in school.
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