Acockabus

Acockabus is a word that Harry Potter lovers use they look at there dick hoping that saying acockabus will make it bigger but it doesn't.

Watch this my dick is about to get big acockabus

by Biddickfucker February 14, 2017

Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019

alcock

A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)

jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock

by Gareth Fisher October 9, 2006

Alcock

Alcock's are the sickest cunts ever. they always get all the bitches and fuck like crazy.

"Fuck, that alcock is baller, look at how he is pounding that pulsating cunt"

by bestcuntever August 23, 2014

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

Acockcrophobia

That shiver in the tip of your genitalia you feel when you are dangling something important off an edge.

"Taking pictures on top of the Tour Eiffel dangling my phone off the edge gave me Acockcrophobia"

by Pas1907 March 5, 2016

acocking

(adv) The process of cock hunting for the purpose of intercourse.

(group of ladies) “Let’s go acocking at the club tonight!”

by Aesthir April 1, 2019