Accountant

When someone works as a stripper/adult industry but is either being censored. Or simply doesn’t wish to say it.

Mother-in-law: “What work do you do?”
Leah: “I’m an accountant”

by Mysterious person! Dun! Dun! February 13, 2021

Chartered Accountant

An emotion which only CA students and members can feel 💫

That feeling when you add CA to your name and everything in the world feels all right 😌

Yes , I did it . I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

by brontosplachna January 4, 2014

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 17, 2017

accountant sex

very planned out formalized sex

she wanted to plan out every little detail, it was complete accountant sex my friend, accountant sex

by voodoom August 23, 2006