Socialnetworkly Acceptable

Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.

Having long conversations on Twitter is not Socialnetworkly Acceptable.

by bbitchet July 10, 2012

Socially Acceptable Sweatpants

A pair of sweatpants that usually include front, back, and cargo pockets and from a distance are often undiscernable from other socially acceptable pants. They are legit to sport in public and the wearer is entitled to feelings of superiority due to enhanced comfort.

Nice looking sweatpants that from a distance look like regular pants; socially acceptable sweatpants

by eatmytoast February 15, 2010

Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.

That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.

by Clemmer April 21, 2006

Socially Acceptable

A social issue not related to politics.

Using a persons preffered gender pronoun is a social issue and can be called socially acceptable. . Choosing not to marry a same sex couple in a state where it is legal is a political issue and can be called politically incorrect.

by positive momentum April 17, 2021

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

Socially acceptable

(N.)When a girl is not smoking hot, but also not ugly. If one uses the numeral scale, she would range from 5-7

-Did you see that girl?
-Yeah she was socially acceptable.

by SilentSniper18 May 4, 2015

Socially acceptable

If people don't know about it, calling it socially acceptable isn't socially responsible.

Once Doctor Sawyer got fired, he was no longer socially acceptable at Macy's. All that studying he did wasn't going to do anything for him. He had told everyone he was socially acceptable, but he wasn't telling anyone the full reality of anything.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021