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abstinence

A choice. Choosing not to do something that you want to do. Self-control.

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"I guess I should abstain from shopping this weekend; my credit card is maxed!"

"Yeah, I've had sex before, but I'm choosing abstinence now. I don't want herpes on my balls."

"I drank a lot in high school, but got tired of it. I guess you could say I'm "abstaining"--whatever--I don't have to drink to have a good time."
by Audra L January 29, 2009
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Abstinence HIV cannot pass through latex, you jackabillies. Check a few reputable internet sites.
by holdmydrink December 28, 2005
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abstainal

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.
Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."
by tstack25 February 17, 2014
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Abstinence Program

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you
two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt
by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
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abstinence

It's a choice god dammit. Who cares if someone is a fat churchie, an atheist, skinny or whatever. It doesn't matter. If someone chooses abstinence good for them, if not, shut the fuck up.
Shut the hell up you whiny bastards. Abstinence is a choice that you can't force people to make. And for the sake of argument, I'm still a virgin so you can't say I'm on the side of having sex either.
by Fantastic Dan September 30, 2005
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abstinence

ATM= abstinence till marriage
by bob March 30, 2005
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Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping
me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.
by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010
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