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aboobakar

A corrupted form of boob baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.
Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.

Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.
by L3mon April 16, 2011
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Abobo

Slang.
An Abortion.

The deliberate termination of a human life. Some people are anti-abobo, others are pro Choice.
Regan decided to have an abobo after her boyfriend Meredith said he didn't want anything to do with the baby. Kennedy wanted to come with Regan to get her abobo at the Whittier Health centre. After her abobo, Regan cried for three whole days.
by Babydoll75 March 9, 2019
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Asmobeus

A very fruity kind of concerning person (in a good way). Usually someone who posts things about simping for a video game character that isn’t real and never will be.
Yo that’s Asmobeus”
by Razor my beloved June 17, 2021
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abobo

The act of being handled harshly in any way, shape, or form.

Can be used as a positive or negative, though even when used positively, it reflects negatively on the object or thing being "aboboed".

Derived from the meatball-headed Abobo from Double Dragon who only knows one thing -- how to rough you up, and/or throw you over his head.
"Oh man, that math exam aboboed me badly."

"Guy, Tom is so awesome at bowling he abobos those pins."

"That deep fried tofu aboboed my stomache all night long."
by John Hollick January 6, 2008
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Aboboism

Aboboism (pronounced /ˈUh-bow-bow-izm/) prescribes a path of objectivity and self reliance balanced with duty to family and community. Its philosophy and practice emphasize constant scrutiny of persons in authority and promotes a personal journey towards a higher, ungoverned communal state of being. This journey is called the "Path of Abobo."

Aboboism is among the worlds newest religions having its roots in Southern California. Where it is preached by founder and high priest, the worldly incarnation of Abobo, that of Mr. Glubmin Abobo who, in keeping with the Abobo faith, took the surname Abobo as his own and chose a 'given name' at random from the book of Abobo.
Followers of Aboboism regard Abobo as a deity that has always existed, it is believed by Abobo historians that the faith was practiced in prehistoric times by an enlightened ancient culture of super beings who had perfected the art of civilized society through the adherence of Abobo principles. Some have speculated that the religion may have its roots in outer space, due to the purported intellectual capacity of its predecessors at a time when man had not yet mastered the use of simple tools.

The Path of Abobo is similar to the journey towards enlightenment or reincarnation pursued by the Buddhist or Hindu faiths. Only its better.
by He who walks the path August 26, 2010
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absobloodylootely

Girl 1 : Are you a fans of 5 Seconds of Summer?
Girl 2 : Absobloodylootely
by anonymous261100 July 23, 2014
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Abobo

A meatball shaped head. Usually associated with bald/ing men with large frowns.
Dude, your head is all Abobo an' shit.
by DanMalo December 14, 2004
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