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avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.
by Foxyflower September 24, 2015
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We all know that Sydney's beautiful summer beaches are on the radar of most people, but have you ever considered taking a private winter tour by hiring a private Sydney tour around the Blue Mountains?

Just an hour west of Sydney, in our warmer months, The Blue Mountains are a real figure – and it is June, July and August that recall Australia's winter.

In winter, tourists guides like private Sydney tours receive you with a rare pocket of fog in Katoomba, low-lying cloud pillows across Jamison Valley and haunting dark sky over Echo Point, followed by a perfect double-arch over the horizon, not just a single rainbow. This natural beauty renders an unbelievable photographer.

This additional natural beauty offers you the amazing imagery of the canyons and forests described under the UNESCO world heritage.
The Winter of Australia is Sydney's rainy season so it is a must-go for a few quick walks along the river. Torrents of water dropping hundreds of metres below and tiny waterfalls not accessible in the summer welcome. You will be invited by private Sydney tours. You will find Wentworth Falls, Weeping Rock, Gordon Falls, Govetts Jump, Leura Cascades, Katoomba Falls, and Bridal Falls are among the better-seen waterfalls during heavy rainfall, and some of these other waterfalls are not visible.

Global Australian flora - the gold wattle reveals that during the cooler months it’s still pretty worn. Their cylindrical or spherical bright yellow flowers add an overflowing rear fall.
Avoid Crowd and Experience Blue Mountains with Private Sidney Tours
by Private Sydney tours March 31, 2021
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Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.
"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."
by Kupid_love May 4, 2024
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avoid the ding

Similar to "no pun intended", but to avoid people dinging the bad-pun bell
"To avoid the ding, the computer issues are quite binary"
by daxtonizawesome January 3, 2025
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Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.
Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb
by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010
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How to avoid coronavirus

1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue

3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus
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Snog, Marry, Avoid

SNOG, MARRY, AVOID? is perhaps the world’s first make-UNDER show. As opposed to make OVER show, 3 contestants per episode on this show are intoroduced to the viewer, their friends, their night out and then they are given a makeunder at the expense of straight talking computer POD, that transforms them into natarual beuteys after a public analyasis on whether the general public would snog, marry or avoid them, as well as members of the public the show also features uk celebirtys.
It is presented by Jenny frost, Ex Attomic Kitten member.

One thing everyone on this show has in common is that they ALL look over the top, too much fake tan, pericings, fake hair, too little clothes, tatoos, too much bling and outragous styles in general. It's in it's second series and shows every Monday, 8:30 on bbc3.

Noneable contestants to appear on the show are Tape wearing Tasmin from Huddersfeild, Jodie marsh Lookalike Heather, Fake tannned male barbie Ross from scotland, Larissa the glam rocker, Jay the outragous mother, The cheeky girls, Jodie marsh and Chantelle Hoghton amoung many.
The contestants of ''Snog, Marry, Avoid'' wear more makeup than anyone I know


She looks so fake, she could be on Snog, Marry Avoid
by GlamGurl2009 March 19, 2009
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