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mr. avocado man

Oh look at him he is a real mr. avocado man
by 69Daddypimp69 November 26, 2017
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Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.
"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."
by shred wards September 2, 2018
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avocado cracker vagina

Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina
by weenie suck February 22, 2019
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Nikocado Avocado

have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
by XximgayxX October 19, 2020
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Mr. Avocado Man

A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.

Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.

Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.

He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
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hold my avocado

A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."

However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.

It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
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avocatoes

Those stupid sandal shoes with the black textured rubber on the front, that when worn make feet look like avocados.
"Look at that chick's stupid avocatoes, she has no self respect."
by Mostmojo December 8, 2016
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