AUTTP 

A bunch of little kids who fail to destroy the UTTP. Always post content like "KLASKY CSUPO ROUND 69420 SPONSORED BY BALLSACKAUTTP" or "I SHOOT user that didnt do anything wrong and just gave tiny criticism BECAUSE I HATE THEM!!"

Dont be a AUTTP.

Jimmy: "HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME SLIGHT CRITICISM! THATS IT I WILL SHOOT YOU"
Steve: dude what the hell?? Are you an AUTTP or something??

AUTTP by anonymous June 12, 2024

AUTTP 

a fucking group of ipad babies who think they can terminate the UTTP. they make those fuckass “share this post if:” “everyone fights bad users add round 272928738292” and “i changed my opinion on:” posts. they love making those caillou gets grounded videos and will threat to ground someone online, even if they don’t know them. the UTTP are just like them, but worse.

normal person: i kinda don’t like this person, they’re annoying me.
AUTTP: HOW DARE YOU HARASS ME!!! THATS IT!! UR GROUNDED FOREVER!
normal person: ok so?

AUTTP by asherrxzz June 24, 2024

AUTTP 

Anti-UTUBETROLLPOLICE (short for AUTTP) is a group of individuals opposed to the UTTP. They are active on Discord and YouTube, with their primary goal being to dismantle the UTTP and all other YouTube trolling organizations.

"Did you see that UTTP bot promoting CSAM?"

"Yes don't worry the AUTTP will take care of them."

AUTTP by JaidenSupport July 10, 2024

Updated Autopsy Report 

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

Updated Autopsy Report by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

organizational autopsy 

A post mortem review of a failed organization, government, or public/ private institution to determine the likely factors that led to its downfall or demise.

An organizational autopsy of companies like Enron, Block Buster, or Toys R Us will provide insight into what caused their downfall so we can avoid the same fate.

Definition by D. Goodwyn

organizational autopsy by D.Goodwyn June 19, 2020

Autopus 

The ability to get automatic pussy from a girl. Usually used in comparison to having to earn it at a party or club. Autopus is head whenever you want it, without any effort. It must be established before one reaches that level, but after that it's as easy as it comes.

Victor: Yo man wanna hit the bar?
Antwan: I don't really need to go through all that trouble, I'll get autopus from Nicole later.
Victor: That's true, sucks that Kim is hooking up with a different guy now.

Autopus by acjvdv March 4, 2014

Updated Autopsy Report 

Miles Edgeworth's secret move that he pulls out of his ass when it looks like he's losing a case.

Um actually, objection dumbass.
Haven't you heard? Did Gumfuck not tell you?
---Updated salary noises---
Your garbage excuse of a hypothesis? Well I'll shove my entire cravat up your ass because it's fucking WRONG.
Why? Well you little bitch, if you would take a look at this MOTHERFUCKING UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT!

Updated Autopsy Report by An_Ace_Case March 29, 2022