asswipe

An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by ices May 12, 2003

Asswipe

An asswipe is another word for a little bitch. When you don't feel like calling someone a bitch, you call them an asswipe. Asswipe can also be used to call someone a slut, a biotch, an asshole, and many other names.

Bry: God Sophia! Stop being such an asswipe!
Sophia: Sorry Bry, I won't be such an asswipe again.

by sophtoph June 18, 2013

asswipe

A person who revs their engine really loudly in a public area just to show off.

Car: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM GVFHBHYUFJFTYFUYGUFUFTYFUYFSYUGEGQFREFSBNCNJDJAZHSUDCIISOODEJDBCHJBSJS BDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM SPLORPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jerry: man what a fucking asswipe

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Douche McFucktard AssWipe McGee

That guy from Canada that is obsessed with NASCAR.

"Coles is a Douche McFucktard AssWipe Mcgee , all he talks about is nascar."

by BadMcDubz October 30, 2011

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

asswipe

1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.

1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.

by nay April 12, 2004

Asswipe

Generally used as a strong swear, Asswipe basically means that you are a worthless person used to wipe other people's asses. Thus meaning that you are a worthless piece of shit.

*playing Halo*
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!

by CristWiiSquire October 15, 2008