Assholeriffic

A teriffic asshole.

Someone who is above and beyond a regular asshole.

The act of being a great asshole.

Jim is an asshole, but Bob is assholeriffic.

Dick is being assholeriffic today.

by Lowcrawler February 20, 2010

Asshoke

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Assholery

The act of being someone who unironically likes Creep by Radiohead.
Also defined as the action of manipulating and gaslighting minors who you have or have had romantic feelings towards as an adult.

Vince committed assholery against some of the best people I know.

by skdjfjdihdhkdhsndj May 8, 2022

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

Assholery

Behavior typical of an asshole.

Gerta: "Did you see how Aflac fired Gilbert Gottfried for his jokes?"
Bertrand: "Yup. They're guilty of assholery."

by Dove the Master April 2, 2011

Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008