Asser 

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

Asser by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022

Asser 

very smart person but can be annoying sometimes

Asser is so smart, dude

Asser by khalooty March 20, 2023

asser 

Someone more ass than ass

Dude, that guy is asser than my dead grandma!

asser by MyMomAndDadHateMe May 3, 2023

Half-asser 

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could

I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'

Half-asser by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016

egg-asser 

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

egg-asser by Sanias March 11, 2004

half-asser 

Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.

"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"

"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".

"Joe, you're such a half-asser".

half-asser by Tanner August 31, 2004

egg-asser 

adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.

Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.

egg-asser by Sanias March 12, 2004