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nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016
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Akinola

Akinola is a Yoruba name which means brave wealth. The name is coined from two Yoruba words akin meaning brave and ola meaning wealth.

People named Akinola are very prudent, loving , caring, loyal, trustworthy, jovial and great teasers. They are sometimes brave as their named depicts.
Akinola never runs from a challenge
by Keenz25 March 17, 2017
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Ashington

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.
On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009
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asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
by mouthrat December 28, 2021
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Akinator

A really really annoying son of a b***h who can guess the person you're thinking of after just a few questions!!
Akinator: Is your person white?

Me: Yes

Akinator: Luke Skywalker?

Me: God damn you Akinator!
by Kazi Yelrubkinson November 16, 2011
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Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?
by ZenB22 November 2, 2018
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Akin's Diet

A food regimen wherein the weight watcher can eat anything she pleases and if it's a legitimate calorie her body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.
I've been on the Akin's Diet for three months now and I've actually gained weight. I'm beginning to wonder if the creator of the diet just made stuff up.
by Rusty_Shackleford_72 September 22, 2012
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