AR-15

The Assault rifle 15 fires a high powered 50 cal bullet that leaves a foot wide exit wound. It is fed by 100 round clipazines that fire 1000 rounds per second. It has to modes, child killer and fully semi automatic. It is the choice of all mass shootings and has accessories that make it 1000% more deadly. These include the shoulder thing that goes up, flash suppressor that makes you invisible, adjustable armpit thingy that allows you to hide it in your pocket, Child-seeking scope, and a pistol grip.

The AR-15 is a deadly assault rifle of war. -CNN

by Hdhhshshhshjsjak September 17, 2022

AR-15

AR means armalite not assault rifle but who gives a fuck because if u give one to a kid with depression while hes at school we can all have a great time. Most are semi automatic but i guess u could make one full auto if u really wanted *cough* meet me at my house at 3 *cough* but most ppl dont have the money to fuck around with that. The media also likes to give this gun bad publisity , u know cuz ppl like to bring them to school and play the song "pumed up kicks" while mowing down kindergardeners. But really its just another gun that almost everyone has.

"OMG FREDDY BROUGHT HIS DADS AR-15 AND NOW HES KILLING EVERYONE."
"OMG FREDDY GOT KNOKED OUT AND HE DROPPED HIS GUN."
"OMG NOW JASON PICKED UP THE GUN AND NOW HES SHOOTING EVERYONE."
"OMG THIS SCHOOL IS FUCKED UP"

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU July 3, 2017

AR-15

Semiautomatic version of the M-16 used by the United States military, legal for civilian ownership in most states thereof. Uses the .223/5.56 NATO round. Like the M-16, it's accurate but not very reliable because of its direct gas impingement system.

My buddy got killed by home invaders because his AR-15 jammed. He should have bought an AK or FAL.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

AR-15

An overrated plinker owned by far too many people, mostly trendy try-hards, that must be broken down and cleaned more often than the AK to keep it running reliably and is more complicated and tedious to break down and clean than the AK to boot. In return for this trouble you'll get an extra MOA of accuracy that you'll never need in a real world combat or personal defense situation

The AR-15 is a fun toy but when they SHTF, I am reaching for my AK-74.

by enfant terrible April 4, 2021

AR-15

A automatic weapon that can be bought at Walmart in under 20 minutes

"i walked into Walmart and bought an AR-15 in 20 minutes. They didn't even ask my age."

by i once was a banana October 4, 2016

AR-15

The AR-15, short for Assault Rifle, is a lightweight, magazine fed, .223 caliber, automatic rifle. Can tear anybody to pieces in seconds. A favorite or Pastor Troy.

Pastor Troy: The police pull us over. They friskin niggas, they tearin' ma truck up. But they ain't find shit..... but my AR-15. When I saw the cracka pull out the gun... I went and open the police car door and got in ma muthafuckin' self.

by The Juicer June 11, 2006

AR-15

The (somehow completely legal) firearm of choice for mass shootings in the US, this firearm not only can fire many different sizes of ammunition, but ultimately results in the thoughts and prayers of members of the US government.

“There was yet another mass-shooting that involved and AR-15. Now we get to listen to NRA activists condescendingly shit on everyone about how the “AR” stands for “ArmaLite”, not “Assault Rifle”, instead of talking about the actual problem.

by backma5k May 6, 2018