Angry Birds 

A game where you shoot bird and try to kill pigs

"Angry Birds is a boring game."

Angry Birds by NotANormie August 26, 2017

angry birds 

pig hate gang

frick those pigs we are angry birds

angry birds by piece of soup June 11, 2020

angry birds 

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

angry birds by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Angry Birds anxiety 

The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the bird will connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.

Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??

Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!

Angry Birds anxiety by Tommyt July 27, 2011

Angry Birds Rash 

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.

I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.

Angry Birds Rash by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011

Angry Birds Drain 

Playing Angry Birds for so long that it drains the battery of your mobile device.

Dude, I been texting you all day!! Where the hell you been?

Sorry Dude, Angry Birds Drain.

Angry Birds Drain by Tommyt August 5, 2011

Angry Birds Anonymous 

Also known as A.B.A or the A.B.A.A (Angry Birds Anonymous of America). The A.B.A is the support group for those who are struggling with addiction to The Angry Birds App.

After calling in sick to work again so that I could play more Angry Birds, I got fired and had to go to Angry Birds Anonymous meetings.

Angry Birds Anonymous by CSW0_8814 March 14, 2011