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astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.
Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!
by Dogs! May 17, 2010
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Up your butt and around the corner

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.
Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!
by jojo December 23, 2004
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stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
by magusguy October 1, 2007
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out of the butt and into the fuck

If we don't come up with that 36 dollars, we're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck - Tourette's Guy
by pdaddy8118 February 5, 2007
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Butt and cut

The smell/aroma in a room after sex; also called budussy. The 'butt' part refers to the glutial area whereas the 'cut' part refers to the slang term used for 'pussy' or 'sex'.
1: After a night of rigorous sex, the whole room smelled like butt and cut. 2: "Damn K-dog, you and Lisa been fuckin again? It smells like butt and cut up in here, dog!"
by **rawritsccbetch** August 6, 2010
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Butt and a half

When something just really sucks to a point where it's not just a butt
Wow this shit tastes like a butt and a half
by Anoyumus October 7, 2017
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