Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

pine-in-an-apple

a pine in an apple
a more interesting word for pineapple

'im bored'
'lets eat a pine-in-an-apple'
'sure!'

by ashleyyz February 6, 2008

Pulling an Apple

editing pre-existing products for re release to make a profit even though the changes are unnecessary and don't add to the performance or efficiency of the product/device.

"Hey did you see the new Samsung galaxy s3?" "yeah, i cant believe they made a 3rd phone. They are really pulling an apple."

by AndrewTheBaconPlate October 6, 2012

When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly

“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off

by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018

i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel March 8, 2014

kiss an apple

The act of using an apple as a smoking device, which requires one to pucker their lips against the apple.

I can't wait to get off work so I can kiss an apple and chill out.

by shagtastical June 23, 2011

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by shaft December 20, 2004