Alto

A person who looks Emo but really isn't. Usually associate with Emo's, and act pretty much like them. The only way to tell them apart is that they have a different attitude. It's all in the attitude.
See also: emo bean, wussy.
Derived from 'Alternative'. Pronounced 'AAHL-toe'
Damn i hate that bar it's full of Alto's.

No she's not emo, she's just Alto. She's an annoying wannabe groupie though . . .

Shut up, Alto-fag.

by Dikeman April 25, 2006
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Alto

A man who, despite his hardships in acting manly, is constantly passed off as a woman. However girls dig gender-confused men, so he gets two pussies for one cheap price. Also may be banging his friend's girlfriend, too.
"Who's the hottest woman in Macross Frontier?"

"Alto Saotome, of course!"
by Ryoga-chan April 10, 2009
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Alto

1. The section of a choir for the lowest female singers.
2. The section of a choir for butches.

The two definitions can be used interchangeably
David: "Damn, that Rachel girl has one low voice."
Marvin: "Well she would, she's a butch."
David: "I thought she was an Alto?"
Marvin: "Meh same thing."
by Jon Rermey January 22, 2010
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The low women's part in a choir, they have low voices because of all the head they give to the tenors and basses. Can occasionally be found singing a part below the tenors.
those altos are so slutty, they are constantly under tenors, even singing
by mikeybaby June 14, 2005
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1) the section of a choir containing all the females with incompetent vocal chords who can not hold a melody

2) the part that usually holds one note while the soprano part dazzles ad shines
Those altos are singing the soprano part again
by Free Raincoats For All May 28, 2005
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Alto

A gay hotspot in the heart of Soho
by gay-face October 28, 2009
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Palo Alto

1. A town where even the homeless have laptops
2. A tree in said town.
A one room shack in Palo Alto would cost a million dollars.
by fzh October 10, 2004
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