Alcohole

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

alcoHo

1) Someone who will do anything for some booze...
2) Someone who, intoxicated, will do anything, anyway!
3) A bit of both!!!

Jen: Hey! Did you see Stef last night?
Juan Miguel: Yeah... the more she was drinking, the crazier she became!
Jen: I know!!! She is such an alcoHo!!!
*** smile and cheers ***

by JenanStef November 15, 2007

An alcohol

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

by your real name   October 19, 2010

Alcohol Poisoning

A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit

Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning

Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine

*12 hours later*

Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911

by GayCloud June 24, 2018

suit and tie alcoholic

A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side

"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"

"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"

by el.boris2 November 16, 2011

smoking alcohol

The epitome of awesome. A must try for anyone who can breathe air in.

Proceding the events after smoking alcohol: Woah man, you smoked some Bud?! ... ya bud

by Smokey McSmokertonbud October 16, 2013