Alonso

A short form of saying Fernando Alonso. (the best F1 driver of all time)

"oh yeah Alonso is the GOAT of F1, undisputably"

by Cardigaso June 15, 2024

Alonso

Alonso is the most handsome guy ever, but not only on the outside. He is also the most comprehensive and empathetic person you will ever meet. He is the bestest friend you’ll ever have and he won’t doubt to help when you need it. He’s loyal but only a true friend for those who deserve it.

He’s very indecisive but has a taste in music that’s perfect. He is also a hopeless romantic who wants love straight out of a book.

Pt: He’s probably blonde and gay

Sme: Alonso is the best! He told me: “dywmtcoasydtycimm”

by ATWTMVTVFTVRALPS December 10, 2024

Alonso your license

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license

"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"

by COYS1882 October 29, 2018

Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

Alonso high school

Probably the lamest school in Tampa florida, you have pesty ass white girls that think they’re “cool” 90% of the school is just hispanics and they all smoke weed in the bathroom and shit anywhere they see. Black people there are cool tho

“Aye man what school you go to?”
“Alonso high school”
“man youse a bitch”

by Imyourdad👾🗿 September 7, 2021

Alonso Horros Duran

An Alonso is perfect. He is so smart even though he gets in trouble a lot and might be a small pain in the A$$ but is definitely worth every second of your time. He's sweet and can make you feel all bubbly all over and can make any girl blush to the point of no return. He's super funny and always knows exactly what to say to make not just you laugh, but everyone around him. Will constantly put himself in a position of misery and loneliness just to make you happy. Will love you till the day you die. Tall, and kinda lanky with huge adorable ears and deep brown eyes. Has a smile that can light up the world. Is not only can be the best freaking boyfriend in the world but a fantastic friend and best friend. Kind of quiet/shy and surrounds himself with a group of people but would much rather be with just a couple close friends. Absolutly athletic and a GoD at soccer and everything he does. Is loved by all in the world and blessed everyone who gets to meet him. Deserves the world. Acts like a total dork and will be a goofball but can be a serious shoulder to cry on and will hold your hand whenever and have a hug ready at all times

Person 1 "Yea the new kid Alonso Horros Duran?"
Person 2 "Yea hes like totally awesome"
Person 1 "Yea an Alonso Horros Duran is smart and funny and sweet and kind"

by #09232018Dork4Life November 19, 2019

Alonso Horros Duran

Is one of those types of guys that will suck the life out of you when dating him. He doesnt care if he hurts his friends or anyone around him. All he cares about is himself. He will date you, then cheat on you, try and break you and your current boyfriend apart, then try and get back with you. He is a coward. Cant even muster up the man hood to talk to parents. He is a sketchy POS. Even little boys are more manly than Alonso. The best way I can describe him is he is a BLACKHOLE. Everything around him gets sucked into nothingness.

Person 1. Can you have Alonso Horros Duran talk to your father?
Person2. Nope he is too much of a coward!

by Data.proves.it December 23, 2019