Alf 

Incredible dresser, snappy attitude, hilarious, and a super hip indie rocker

If only Alf were here to save us....

Alf by zynbios October 30, 2003

Alf 

the animal liberation front
a group of radical animal lovers
considered terrorist by the FBI and the Scotland yard. just as bad as elf

all the crazy ass alf memebers should be castrated and then shipped to mars

Alf by bmk December 3, 2003

Alf 

Another name for an uncircumcised penis.

Jews do not have alfs.

Alf by Fahrenheit614 March 20, 2007

Alf 

tiny dwarfish animal that wrestles with mexican gangsters often called mini khabib

Watch out alf is there

Alf by Eaglewannabe February 13, 2019

Alf 

The best sphinx cat. (Better than bingus.) Can and will also be referred to as “skinbaby”, “skinbag”, “skinball”, “raw chicken”, etc.

Friend: Who’s your favorite skinball? Mine’s bingus.
Me: Alf😁

Alf by Gingerbravesmirk February 15, 2022

ALF 

Animal Liberation Front. Basically an even more extremist version of PETA, the ALF places the lives of animals on or above the same level as human life. They routinely commit criminal acts such as arson, breaking and entering, and vandalism for their cause.

The ALF extremists relased a batch of infected monkeys into the city, causing an epidemic among the local population.

ALF by Deej August 2, 2004

ALF 

Short for Annoying Little Fucker

Man that little dog of yours is such a ALF!

ALF by BruinKiller3469 October 16, 2013