Alf

Animal Liberation Front. An unorganized group of persons who liberate animals from oppresion and bring economic destruction to the machines that inflict harm on animals. ALF "members" harm no animal, human or non-human.
25 beagle puppies were liberated by the Animal Liberation Front. The beagles were being held captive at a vivisection lab in East Millstone, NJ.
by TimboJTool July 14, 2003
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Insulfuation of powdered vitamins, narcotics or supplements in the urethea, with the intent of higher levels of effectiveness.
I'm gonna Alf some cocaine off the some titties tonight.
by mollymull February 20, 2015
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Dwarf kind of creature with snappy attitude, hilarious, and super hip drug lord that owns bears to wrestle with... also called mini khabib
by Eaglewannabe February 14, 2019
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Acronym for Alien I’d Like to Fuck. Star of the hit series ALF, this Rodney Dangerfield ass little furry guy sure is bangable.
Did you see Alf on ALF last night? What an ALF.”
by Paul Fusco March 30, 2021
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To perform oral sex on a woman (to eat out her pussy); term is a reference to the 80's sitcom character, Alf, an alien that liked to eat cats.
Bitch, your pussy better be clean, because I don't want to ralph after I alf.
by Esteboner December 12, 2007
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To be sexist, racist, anti-semetic, sectarianist, ageist and every other adjective used to describe some form of discrimination.

All of these adjectives are contained within this word, no fewer.

Name derived from the 1980s/90s extra-terrestrial sitcom character.

Commonly used as an insult.
Person 1: Have you noticed how discriminatory Stephen has been towards everyone lately?
Person 2: Yeah. Let's call him Alf.
by proudimagineer October 08, 2011
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Incredible dresser, snappy attitude, hilarious, and a super hip indie rocker
If only Alf were here to save us....
by zynbios October 30, 2003
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