Alf

Incredible dresser, snappy attitude, hilarious, and a super hip indie rocker

If only Alf were here to save us....

by zynbios October 30, 2003

'alf

Slang term used in Kingston-Upon-Hull, Yorkshire, England

In 'Ull the H is often droped from the start of many words...why???i dont know...ask an English teacher...thats teached in Hull

alf past nine
alf a pint please mate.
alf full or alf empty...its stil alf a pint

by Zepth August 19, 2004

Alf

the animal liberation front
a group of radical animal lovers
considered terrorist by the FBI and the Scotland yard. just as bad as elf

all the crazy ass alf memebers should be castrated and then shipped to mars

by bmk December 3, 2003

Alf

Another name for an uncircumcised penis.

Jews do not have alfs.

by Fahrenheit614 March 20, 2007

Alf

tiny dwarfish animal that wrestles with mexican gangsters often called mini khabib

Watch out alf is there

by Eaglewannabe February 13, 2019

Alf

The best sphinx cat. (Better than bingus.) Can and will also be referred to as “skinbaby”, “skinbag”, “skinball”, “raw chicken”, etc.

Friend: Who’s your favorite skinball? Mine’s bingus.
Me: Alf😁

by Gingerbravesmirk February 15, 2022

ALF

Animal Liberation Front. Basically an even more extremist version of PETA, the ALF places the lives of animals on or above the same level as human life. They routinely commit criminal acts such as arson, breaking and entering, and vandalism for their cause.

The ALF extremists relased a batch of infected monkeys into the city, causing an epidemic among the local population.

by Deej August 2, 2004