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Selfie-Aholic

A Selfie-Aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand And making a duck face or some other type of face. Most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. More and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. They tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.
Person 1: "Why does that girl keep making really fucked up faces like that? Is she okay??"

Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".
by Mermaid😘 March 27, 2015
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hd-aholic

When someone surfs the TV guide to watch something just because it is in high definition.
Joe was watching some TV when he saw a Britney Spears special in high def. He turned it on and realized he was a hd-aholic.
by roy21 October 18, 2008
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FaceBook Aholic

A person who is addicted to poasting, status commenting, and lurking on the social networking site FaceBook.

-Such people have been known to spend hours every day scanning the "News Feed" and commenting on how good their friends look in new pictures.
Being the FaceBook Aholic she is, Shkurta can be found most hours of the day updating her profile and will even visit FaceBook when she gets the chance at school.
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mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.
"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."
by Lovekraft February 3, 2009
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Meme-aholic

One who creates a meme for every situation.
Dude, all you ever text me are your homemade memes!

Sorry bro, I can't help it. I'm a meme-aholic
by Frijolguero August 18, 2014
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q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.
"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016
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AHOLE RIPPER

One who rips somebody another asshole
When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.
by .greg chugger August 16, 2006
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