A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.
Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.
by fiery69 May 17, 2006
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by Duncmeister February 16, 2010
Get the Matress Actress mug.Kangana Ranaut who is also known as The Queen of Disasters, is often termed as chaploos actress in the bollywood industry. She buys awards by doing chaploosi of the Govt. She has not given a single good movie in last 5 years, still claims herself to be a superstar and the best actress. This can be considered as another addition in the list of delusional statements made by her. One of them was assuming herself to be in an imaginary relationship with a Bollywood Superstar.
Chaploos actress Kangana Ranaut was again found in the twitter making false claims, spreading lies and hatred and doing chaploosi of a particular political party.
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Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat
A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale
Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege
LA times person - of course
Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat
A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale
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Get the Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale mug.A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.
"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"
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