assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011

Set-asides

A meal prepared in advance with the intention of it being eaten at a later time and/or place. Unlike leftovers, which typically consist of an unfinished meal, set-asides is food specifically prepared for a meal to be consumed later.

Mel: Are those leftovers you’re having today?

Joe: Nah, these here are set-asides I cooked up last night.

by Ollie from La Mirada May 16, 2008

aasiea

the best person in the world🕊. literally my no.1🤪🤪 shes pretty, shes a baddie, and she gives great advice🧚 ♀️🧚 ♀️

“OMG IS THAT AASIEA?? SHES SO PRETTY”
“AASIEA AASIEA!! IM A BIG FAN CAN I TAKE PICTURE?”
“aasiea you’re design’s are amazing”
“aasiea hows your modeling career?”

by aqqy💗 March 14, 2022

step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

by marion ette May 12, 2015

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

Aaiden

He’s a sour bitch and sucks up to every girl

“Hey look it that Aaiden”,
“Yep” he is already sucking up to that chick that didn’t give back his chocolates

by Bigboywhale September 25, 2018