guy1: He's so fucking burnt ... He's STAPLES! Does this guy ever shut the FUCK up!????? I wish he'd leave his basement!
guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??
guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????
guy2: He should impress us with something other than watching too many TV specials... possibly obtaining a straight girlfriend that fucks men!??
guy1: One that doesn't weigh in at truck stops on her way to pickup free pot for him!?? That'll be a cold day in HELL! So wait the person he dates now is a female??? I thought that was a man!??????? Are you sure it isn't!????
by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004
Get the S.T.A.P.L.E.S. mug.Eagle is a acronym that was made by the amazingly smart Dr. Kobaissi.
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Always win
Gloat when you do
Lose you will not
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Person 1: "Hey! What was the acronym for our school again?"
Person 2: "It use to be R.O.C.K, but Kobaissi made a better one called E.A.G.L.E."
Person 2: "It use to be R.O.C.K, but Kobaissi made a better one called E.A.G.L.E."
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Get the W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R mug.A little-known term used in the U.S military, typically used in the U.S. Marine Corps which stands for Strategically Taking Equipment to Another Location. It is a term used to justify taking something that doesn't really belong to you when questioned by a superior who feels the action is immoral. STEALing most likely oocurs while on deployment to a far away country.
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)
Situation dictates use:
1) A marine STEALing toilet paper from another unit's bathroom (head) in order to meet his unit's hygenical needs= Good
2) A Marine STEALing a DVD player from the (PX) Post Exchange= Shoplifting,which is bad (unless there is an acronym for "SHOPLIFT" which would justify taking something from a place where people normally purchase goods in exchange for money)
Marine to battle buddy: "After that unit over there leaves their tent for duty, I'm going to S.T.E.A.L. a sleeping bag to make up for the one that was taken from me." (Remember, there is only one thief in the Marine Corps; Everyone else is trying to get their shit back)
by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006
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