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Fate's a waiter

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Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.
by Josh Peters August 9, 2004
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a wasteman

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I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.
by harryharryluke July 19, 2019
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fate's a waiter

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A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
by B Love August 10, 2004
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when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.
I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.
by BillyMayser July 3, 2010
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