Life

It’s like a penis, women make it hard.

Life

by life is pain enjoyer February 17, 2023

a life

If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?

by iknowihavenolife December 25, 2011

life

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

on life

to promise; like swearing on someones grave.

Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!

by cxa March 8, 2010

life

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

by Garabaldi December 2, 2003

A Life

Something you should get :)

I need a life

by EvieWasHere June 4, 2017