Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

by Blindstar July 5, 2014

Shit-ton

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.

We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!

by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008

Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress September 30, 2010

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy July 5, 2013

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic March 25, 2016

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 20, 2009

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit October 23, 2008