royal flush

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.

I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.

by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005

Royal flush

An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .

She and i just had our version of a royal flush !

by Bitch ass 1 January 01, 2018

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 04, 2007

Royal flush

1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).

1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...

2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.

by 30357 April 20, 2009

Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

by Jose Flores August 26, 2007

Royal Flush

The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.

While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.

by b_eezy712 April 28, 2008

sorority royal flush

Fucking one executive member of every sorority on campus is called a Royal Flush.

Jake: Bro Tom hooked up with Sarah from Kappa last Friday night. Nick: wow man Tom just pulled off a Sorority Royal Flush

by ISU better than you August 30, 2017