Yer heid in a tin can 

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

Yer heid in a tin can by Tattieheid January 5, 2023

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? 

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof 

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

tin-a mortis 

tin-a mortis Is where you have so many tins of beer, completely cooked and drunk, you pass out sitting up while still holding your tin with a death claw. Similar to Rigor Mortis.

Look at Nev, he’s got full blown Tin-a Mortis

tin-a mortis by Azza Kraka-phat April 30, 2023

Chrome plating a rubbish tin 

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

Chrome plating a rubbish tin by Profix March 1, 2009

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof 

A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.

"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof by Busty St. Clare January 12, 2009