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Noun

1. A grand finale to strip tease and pole dance routines performed by only the raunchiest of bar whores, a "911" is when a women takes two towering dildos on stage and makes them both disappear.
Q: "Did you see that last dancer pull that 911?"

A: "Yeah. God bless America."
911 by billebllunt May 12, 2014
The date that millions of people died and it was sad as fuck
fuck isis for 911
911 by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016
*911* 911 what's your emergency?
*me* can I get a hooker?
911 by hvbvewbfwuvbfhv January 4, 2019
1) A British boyband
2) Porsche automobile
3) September 11, 2001
1) 911 sang some of the finest music in the whole world during the late 1990's like "Love Sensation" which got included in the Casper the Friendly Ghost OST starring Christina Ricci.

2) Porsche 911 is the flagship model of Porsche and comes in many variants like the 415-Horsepower 911 Turbo

3) Although putting a slash between the 9 and 11 would make more sense, people just write "9/11" without the slash; otherwise, it is the darkest day in American history since Pearl Harbor
911 by Tim April 5, 2004
Usally seeing an ugly girl and warning your friends or other people around you that there is an ugly person coming your way.
"Chad we have a 911"

"Holy shit shes a 911"
911 by Mike-L May 20, 2007