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69

The number having to be the most hated numbers. It is a symbol from your teacher saying she hates you and wants to kill you by giving you a number that is hated the most. A Failing number on your test because you missed THE ONLY FUCKING POINT YOU NEEDED TO PASS THE TEST
Kid1: Goddamnit. I hate Ms. Jones
Kid2: Why?
Kid1: She gave me 69 on the test
Kid2: Damn man, no wonder she doesn’t have a husband.
by ThisIsMyKingdomCum April 17, 2020
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69

Noun: the number between 68 and 70
Noun: a sex position
Verb: having sex in that sex position
What is 23 x 3
69
by RainySimp July 2, 2022
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69

Such an innocent number! Why do people think it is dirty?
Teacher: What comes after 68 dear?
Kid: 69!
Teacher: correct!
by Elbert Ainstein October 10, 2014
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69

A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.
Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".
by biznuge November 15, 2012
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*69

dial this and u can get the phone number of the person that just called u. works only within the US
I felt i was being stalked, so i *69'ed this guy who just called and found out it Geoff! fuckin stalker.
by hkl; April 29, 2005
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the 69

a sex position where the women sucks on the mans cock whiles he sucks on her vagina
i don't know any sentence for the 69
by elord1243 March 26, 2021
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69

Amazing sex position were man gets a mouthful of a womens pussy while the woman is eating up his dick at the same time.
hey

babe after this movie wanna 69?
by H0RNl October 18, 2019
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