July 5th

National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.
by Randomshii26492620 July 05, 2021
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July 5th

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated
Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch
by WoofWoofimabunny November 15, 2019
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July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.
Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th
by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ August 01, 2016
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July 5th

Adjective. Used to describe a person who is in the middle of an Xtremely long drought and appears to reject all offer of drinks, despite claiming that they are thirsty. Possibly also trying to set a world record for the longest dry spell in history.
Nature is doing a July 5th, what a weaven
by XtremeX May 28, 2005
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July 5th

A day in the past. i’m sorry you are hurt. just wrong timing it’ll get better.🖤
July 5th is a day in the past.
by user.0705. June 27, 2020
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July 5th

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.
by An average youngster. July 26, 2022
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July 5th

The day to tell others how you feel. You have to be honest about it. Tell them if you hate them, love them, want them back.
Yooo it's July 5th, time to tell Betty I want her back.
by AelinGalathynius July 05, 2022
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