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Math 511

The most boring class in the world. It is considered an advanced class, but it is nearly entirely review from seventh and eighth grade. What a waste of time.
"Our next unit is probability."
"WTF NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WE DID THAT IN 7th GRADE! MATH 511 IS A WASTE OF TIME!"
by Zoster Toaster January 9, 2007
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5'11"

The perfect height for a full-grown, adult, male. Men who are 5'11" are definitely not short by international height standards, according to medical research, however while slightly tall, they are not giants either. Men who are 5'11" are the perfect height for riding in vehicles, as their heads don't normally touch the ceiling of the vehicle, but they can see over the dashboard, when riding a commercial aircraft, they're not so tall that sitting in the crammed seats is uncomfortable.

According to a London based health magazine, woman find men who stand at 5'11" to be the perfect height, as they are not wimpingly short, but are not gargantuanly tall, which is perfect for the female of the relationship, who is typically shorter, to engage in kissing, dancing and sexual intercourse with her man.

All in all, 5'11" is like the bottom wrung of the "tall ladder" you're not a giant, but you're definitely not short. You're "little tall"
I am 5'11" my doctor says that it's the perfect height for my age and growth rate.
by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! April 18, 2018
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5.11

The Law Enforcement And Military Equivalent To Jordan Brand
Man, Chief Hooked Us Up With The 5.11 Gear
by THEWOLFHUNTER December 21, 2019
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11-5/11-500

Let's set the record STR8!! 11-5 was originally a police code name for Heroine in particular, and narcotics in general. Back in the 1980's OG's from the Infamous East Oakland Turf known as Sobrante Park(SPG's) named their turf 11-5 because of all the dope dealing that was going on in that nieghborhood back in the days. Over ten years later, in the 90's a San Francisco rap group originally part of the rap group "Cold World Hustlers" started calling themselves 11/5. Know your history people!
Dude over there from 11-5 is a Str8 Up Sobrante Park Gangsta!
by The Sensei May 13, 2005
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5115

Commonly used as a substitute to SUS on places where you can only put numbers.
Since you only need to replace 5 with S and 11 with U
"What's your age?"
"5115"
"What?"
by nicejs December 2, 2021
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5’11

A height considered to be very tall for girls, yet short for boys, although it’s actually not. The average male is nearly 5’10, yet 5’11 seems to be short according to woman. Being a 6’0 male will make all the difference in the world to women.
“Ugh I really want to date John but i feel like he’s too short, he's only 5’11!”

You should date Brandon then, he’s 6’0!!”

“Omg really? Wow he’s so tall I might just have to hit him up!”
by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
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The 5'11'' stigma

The fact that 5'11 is seen as short, but someone who is 6 feet tall is seen as tall.
The 5'11'' stigma in action
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Anthony, who is 5'11'': Hey Beth wanna go out sometime?
Beth: No way, short stack.
Charles, who is 6': Sup, Beth, interested in a date?
Beth: Wow, you're like a giraffe! 7:00 good?

Anthony: The 5'11'' stigma is a real bitch.
by Shepherd Guy May 19, 2018
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